WHAT SHOULD BAMA CALL ME

When someone asks me how I did biology homework so fast

I’m like,

When I heard about the $2 BOOritos at chipotle on halloween

I was like,

When I saw how bad my grades were

I was like,

When a guy asks me to give him head

I’m like,

When I do well on a test

I’m like,

When I take a shot with no chaser

I’m like,

When my food’s finally being brought to the dinner table

my friends and I are like,

When someone makes jello shots

I’m like,

When my friend’s making fun of me for hooking up with a GDI

I’m like,

When I wake up and realized I shacked

I’m like,

When I see a picture of the guy I hooked up with drunkenly last night

I’m like,

When my friend hooks up with someone extremely attractive

When someone asks me who I hooked up with last night, and I don’t remember

I’m like,

When my Vyvance kicks in

I’m like,

When my friend asks for a bite of my Chick Fil A

I’m like,