WHAT SHOULD BAMA CALL ME

When I finally remembered the password to WSBCM after 4 months

I was like,

When Thomas Shows turns on the strobe lights in the SAE basement

I’m like,

When my roommate shacks

I’m like,

When I saw my midterm grades

I was like,

When I see someone that goes to LSU

I’m like,

When I show up to a party underdressed

I’m like,

When I’m at Quick Grill

I’m like,

When I hook up with someone I don’t even like

I’m like,

When I’m anti-social because of my medicine

I’m like,

When I get on the mic at Harry’s

It’s like,

When I found out my class doesn’t take attendance

I was like,

When I’m trying to be seductive

I’m like,

When someone posts an old ugly picture of me on facebook

I’m like,

When I find a good parking spot

I’m like,

When I realized I was getting fat

I was like,