May 2012
20 posts
When I barely pass a class
I’m like,
When the person I've been hooking up with suddenly...
I’m like,
When I'm waiting for my friends to get home from...
I’m like,
When someone asked me if I liked Foster the People
I was like,
When someone asked if I was going to take summer...
I was like,
When there's no room for me on the elevator
I’m like,
When I throw up the morning after going out
I’m like,
When I decide to send my friend selfies
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When I get my food before my friends
I’m like,
When I'm the only white person in a club
it’s like,
When I text someone and they don't text me back
I’m like,
When I'm trying to seduce someone
I was like,
When my favorite band ends their concert
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When I go to Chick Fil A
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When my friend asks me to just stay in for a movie...
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When I slept through class
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When I'm acting like I'm listening to a story
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When my friend asks me to buy her a drink
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When I go to a party and there's no alcohol
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When boys give me dirty looks for going out in...
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