WHAT SHOULD BAMA CALL ME

When I turn around and my friends are gone

I’m like,

When I see someone walking with a shaker in their boot

I’m like,

When my friend asks me if I wanna smoke a cig

I’m like,

When I don’t get box seating

I’m like,

When I take a shower with my spay tan

I’m like,

When someone asks me about rush workshop

I’m like,

When my friends try to get me to take another shot

I’m like,

When my friend told me she’s never had chick fil a

I was like,

When I’m trying to be sexy and wink at someone

I’m like,

When I finish my classes

I’m like,

When the dke punch is being made

they’re like,

When my parents deposit money in my account

I’m like,

When I’m sitting next to someone hot in class

I’m like,

When someone asks what I’ve learned in school

I’m like,

When I drunk text my ex boyfriend

I’m like,